Market Post-Mortem

I realize I haven't posted in a while, but year-end corporate bookkeeping, work, and some personal affairs consumed a lot of my time. Being occupied can numb the stress, the pain some.

A lot has happened, including that freak 2-10% global equity market drop. Fun times! My recent entrance into index ETF's ensued with a drop, losing the 2-5% gains I'd made since early January. Also, I began building my portfolio's core by using a portion of cash reserves to purchase a total market index fund-- *two* days before the drop. Yowzers. Talk about bad timing.

Anyhow, I'm waiting for the market volatility to play itself out before I further slip into my eventual asset allocation.

I made one *huge*, unintended mistake lately. When buying my mom's luxury SUV with my corporate discount, I rushed my judgment at the bank which funded the loan and made a sizable down payment.

We've all heard that paying down short-term debt aggressively leads one on a road to that ever-greater credit score, and freeing up cash for potential future investments.

However, I feel I've reined in and have a handle on my monthly expense budgeting, so I know how much I'm projected to spend every month in 2007. With that being said, I could've taken advantage of the pro's of having an auto loan (disciplined leveraging) without being bit by the con's (spiraling, out-of-control expenditures from lack of disciplined budgeting).

What a mistake. By doing so, I negated nearly $7,000 worth of potential short-term cash reserve I would've had at the end of 2007. That hurts.

Investment Professional Opines about ETF's

One of the few financial professionals I genuinely respect, Rick Ferri, gave Maria Bartiroma same face time on CNBC. Click here for his take on the recent ETF explosion.

Aside: I interviewed at Dimensional Fund Advisors (DFA) today. Strange how everything seems to be a series of coincidence: I've commonly read about them in my research. DFA is only one of a handful of firms where the remainder of the elite group of financial professionals and scholars I truly admire formed and are currently changing the way investing should happen (they only manage some of the largest pension funds in the US-- which are far larger than any individual mutual funds and other offerings). I only wished my recruiter didn't pressure me to go in while I was still suffering from my cold because my first impression wasn't definitely the best. I guess we'll see what happens next week.

MSN Article "The High Life at Low Cost"

Click here for the jump.

Some examples from my own life:

Drive The Hottest Car In The Hood: I have a '98 4-door M3. It *is* the hottest rod in my apartment complex filled with Toyota Corolla's and Camry's. I thirsted for similar handling characteristics of my "old" 2004 BMW but needed a 4-door due to practicality. Plus, it's one good gas sipper. So far, it's been a great, cheap, daily driver / daily thriller rolled up in one!

Gamble Like A High Roller: I really only know how to play BJ so I'm safe, according to the guideline. The only other 2 games I'm interested in are craps (touche!) and some form of poker.

Start The Ultimate Wine Cellar: I'm a bevmo.com frequent flier, when time and energy permits I'll choose Trader Joe's-- I'm unsure nowadays but there was a time couple years ago where superb wine could be had for <$10 easily, plus there's wine.woot.com. Oh, and my friend discovered a local hidden joint that dispenses severely discounted, severely exotic wine.

Collect Rare Art: I don't buy art for the sake of fame behind it. I acquire whatever suits my taste, and find it pointless spending more than $200 on anything hoistable by stretching my arms out. Also, I'd never consider art as "investments", as Cary of Christie's would. There's some works out there I want to bag, but for $300-$500 a pop, I'd rather dump it on, say, restoring parts of my 98 BMW or putting into a money market account.

Wow Her With Cheap Flowers: If the discounter's label is on the wrapping, *take the wrapping off and leave it that way or replace with a blank one.*

Eat At Five-Star Restaurants: chowhound.com and yelp.com are fine-- but brace yourself because consensus opinion doesn't always agree with that thing called your tongue-- even if you think you've established correlation between consensus vs. your tongue. Surprises are always fun.

Throw The Party Of The Year: I've thrown, 1 party? Ever? But I like the MSN ideas.

Convert Your Home Into A Castle: I like MSN's idea. I've had a couple of thoughts-- inspirations taken from elsewhere. One lighting idea might be pretty darn neat and even simply worth trying since it costs less than $30.

Build Your Own Home Theater: How about simply "hold off on big screen TV" purchases? If the urge to splurge is too much, buying bleeding edge on cheap means buying, say, a true 1080p flat panel, 42", for $1499 with free shipping and a 30-day 100% refund guarantee including shipping charges-- *plus* it was a highly rated off-brand unit on avsforums.com. All costs, other than simply the item's price, needs consideration. That's what I did last year.

Sometimes you can luck out with a Maxent or Vizio but often times their specs don't have longevity, thus the discount.

Also, I'd rather splurge on video before audio.

Love the mail-order movie-rental and trade ideas.

Aside: Considering my years of musical background, I was hard-pressed to justify hearing $25K worth of quality sound coming from a buddy's reference audio system in his small apartment in Westwood. I *think* I did end up hearing the quality-- but I was straining as if in constipation.

Vacation Like A Celebrity: Good advice-- but recommending vacationing in Venezuela with their rising anti-American sentiment, political socialization, and potential currency disruption might raise many eyebrows. Well, I suppose this is fine for most people-- but I'd check http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/tw/tw_1764.html. Venezuela isn't listed there, however. Caveat emptor.

are you saving too much?

The following URL rehashes a New York Times published a couple weeks ago spotlighting some academic studies suggesting very vaguely that Americans might be saving too much. I'm including the Yahoo! article to avoid the annoying NYT request login and signup pages.

Rethinking Retirement Savings (or Not)

Apparently, this irked some individuals in the retirement planning business, who shot back some darting rebuke found here: Could You Really Save Too Much for Retirement?


My take:

If you'd read through the Yahoo! article in its entirety, you'll bump into the author attempting to raise a worthy debate, ranging from purported academics proclaiming the consequences of saving too aggressively, to rhetorical questions such as why more of the elderly can be found working after 70+ years of age, if saving too much is really what's occurring.

Understandably, the financial planning community's outrage in the second URL makes sense from their fiduciary standpoint for their clients. By answering a shocking article with their own shock-and-awe rebuttal, their intentions are good, even though the actual message, their concerns, are actually somewhat unjustified.

Beyond that, the national savings rate - the difference between after-tax income and expenditures - is actually negative, government statistics show. This is a fact.

According to "The Coming Generational Storm: What You Need to Know about America's Economic Future": (pg. 217)

What's our best bet? If you're saving less than 10 percent of your income, excluding any employer match, you're living dangerously. Twice that rate wouldn't be excessive - the worst that will happen is that you'll have the resources for an earlier retirement or expensive medical care.

Despite this attempt to stir up controversial debate after reading this material, I'm not swaying much from my own beliefs. Retirement savings will significantly determine your lifespan. Consider the ever-popular theory that Social Security and Medicare may not even exist anymore by the time today's twenty- and thirty-somethings retire. The amount of money you have when you retire will ultimately determine how much you'll have to spend for the necessities: housing, food, clothing, transportation, health care, medicines, etc. The less you have, the less you can afford these necessities, the more likely the catastrophic risk of running out of money before you run out of life, eating out of canned cat food.

It's a "pay me now or pay me later" scenario. Either we save like crazy when we can, or adapt to a much more frugal lifestyle in our golden years - you decide.

And on this note, frankly, I'd rather save more than be destitute, shivering in some back alley.

that retiree's portfolio update (also, where's my own portfolio?)

Some of you may wonder if I've been dangling the carrot regarding my explanation for the strategy and, ultimately, the implementation of my test-lab retiree's portfolio. Here's my excuse.

I've been frantically trying to wrap up my research so that I'll finally devise and implement a strategy for my guinea-pig retiree and for my own portfolio. Unfortunately, January + February of this year weren't exactly the freest of months, due to a few calamities, a few celebrations, and everything else going on.

Anyhoo, I'm falling behind because of circumstances and incomplete research. Even so, portfolio construction isn't exactly a task to take lightly, especially since, once it's constructed, like time, there really is no turning back.

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I'm testing the waters with the NetWorthIQ sidebar but don't think there's much value in it, let alone feel confident in its accuracy and ease of maintenance. I could imagine people using it for bragging rights. I guess I'm ultimately looking for a portfolio tracker "RSS feed" driven by any one of the popular investing websites. If you know of any to recommend, please comment.

these silly bubbles

If you're a young working professional (aka a "yuppie"), you've been blessed with having experienced at least 1 1/2 bubbles. The dotcom bubble has faded into bittersweet memory, and right now, the housing bubble isn't sure whether to keep inflating or to pop in many hot markets around the country. Depending on where you were when you were a kid, maybe you might've remembered the casualties and damage from the Japanese economic bubble tailspin.

We know what a bubble feels like, and when we're likely to be in one. But, how is a bubble defined? What's the quantitative description of a bubble?

I've thought about this over the last few days, and believe, for starters, I've found two ways resulting in the same conclusion.

Here's one way of describing it, based on an advanced copy of a book I've just received for review:

EXUBERANCE - How Bubbles are Formed

Stage 1: FUNDAMENTALS change in ways that increase the EQUILIBRIUM PRICE of the asset.



Stage 2: The dramatic increase in SPECULATION of FORWARD ACTUAL PRICE appreciation (as measured by the PSYCHOLOGICAL PRICE ANNUAL CHANGE PCT), that was created in Stage 1 fuels a continued large increase in ACTUAL PRICE well above any continued increases to the EQUILIBRIUM PRICE.

Click here for more examples and supporting data.

And here's a very abridged summary, but well worth-noting, of how notable investor William Bernstein describes it in his timeless tome from 2002, "The Four Pillars of Investing":

The necessary conditions for a bubble are:
- A major technological revolution or shift in financial practice.
- Liquidity - i.e. easy credit.
- Amnesia for the last bubble. This usually takes a generation (Bernstein defines a generation ~ 30 years)
- Abandonment of time-honored methods of security valuation, usually caused by the takeover of the market by inexperienced investors.

So, keep these salient points in mind when wondering whether the current real estate market is in a bubble state.

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One last interesting bit I wanted to tack on before closing this post out. I know there are a few websites out there who've made mention of this without exactly commenting,

Housing Boom! Kenneth L. Fisher 02.26.07

"You can see right through the housing crash story by looking at the prices of housing stocks. The market knows what the economic worrywarts do not, which is that the housing sector is already making a comeback. In the last six months housing stocks are up 24%, well ahead of the overall market. If housing were destined to fall apart in 2007 these stocks wouldn't be so strong now."

"Did you know that housing sales are up in the last few months, not down, and that inventories are lower than six months ago? We're accelerating, not landing. This is true not just in housing but also pretty much across the board."

Whether the current wobbling real estate market is in a bubble or not, the least the quote above does is insult the average investor's intelligence, especially coming from someone who purports to be a leading figure in the investment financial world.

The first problem is, inferring Mr. Fisher's quote, he feels the real estate market is highly liquid, like stocks are. Any serious home-shopper, flipper, investor, and homeowner knows, *as a fact*, that real estate is very obviously illiquid.

The second farce is Mr. Fisher's correlation between homebuilder company valuation and the real estate market. Unfortunately, it seems Mr. Fisher fails to account for the large majority of real estate out there: existing, pre-owned units. I agree that homebuilders attempting to clear inventory are forced to play competitive fit and fiddle with pre-owned comparable homes, but newly-built unsold homes are not the sole, key market driver in real estate (with the exception of master-planned communities that didn't exist until recent mass home-building populated it).

Also, Fisher never specified exactly which type of housing sales are up, and not down, in the last few months? Is inventory lower now than a few months ago because of increased sales volume, demand once again crossing over its equilibrium point with supply? Or is this due to exhausted, frustrated sellers whose listings failed to garner considerable interest?

To be fair, Fisher's focus really seems to be on housing STOCKS vs. the real estate market. The two couldn't be any more different as, say, pricing oil stocks vs. used automotive stocks, for example. The average Joe may automatically associate oil and cars as related, but just because ExxonMobil, Valero, and Chevron are reporting record profits doesn't mean the sum of Toyota, Honda, GM, Ford, and DaimlerChrysler have a rosy future ahead of them.

general principle #2 to retire sooner: never forget the costs (part i)

Just as the only things certain in life are death and taxes, investing also carries its own costs and consequences that are certain and inevitable with *any* investment strategy, albeit real estate, stocks, CD's, savings accounts, mutual funds, or an equity position in your friend's startup restaurant business.

There's simply no avoiding the following four investing costs, unless you commit fraud or achieve financial nirvana:

- Risk
- Fees
- Taxes
- Inflation (which could be lumped with "taxes", since inflation = currency tax)

Some people might say they're done with "investing" for what the term's popularly known for. They'd rather be conservative, and just "save." (To confuse you even more, by strict economic definition, almost all of us are really "saving", not "investing.")

No matter, because, really, any strategy or action with the intention of, at its minimum, equity preservation falls under investing.

However, what's traditionally considered conservative investment products and vehicles may in fact be hurt by any of the four cost aspects listed above and can even perform *more damage* than other investment vehicles traditionally *viewed and misunderstood* as riskier to your long-term financial goals.

Yes, you heard that right. Being conservative may be more hazardous to your financial well-being-- depending on a reasonable set of circumstances, which I'll delve into in the future.

As time goes by, I'll touch upon these 4 costs of investing. Hopefully you'll end up understanding why you should scrutinize every investment choice against these costs, and how I will use this knowledge as advantageously as possible.

general principle #1 to retire sooner: pay off consumer debt

Principle: Pay down all short-term consumer debt first, before even thinking about investing.

In fact, paying down consumer debt actually is "investing", in some sense, as we'll see later.

As guilty as I personally am of violating this particular principle, I can't stress it enough, even if my left hand is discplining my right hand for not behaving. That kind of deal.

What's short-term consumer debt? Basically, any account or balance whose interest is largely non-deductible, severely hinders equity growth or accumulation, and ultimately subtracts from your total asset is considered short-term debt.

The following are usually considered short-term consumer debt, in order of priority:
- Credit cards (which can be viewed as a "short-term loan")
- Personal loans
- Auto loans

Consumer debt encourages to borrow against your future earnings. You're short-term borrowing today, but you'll need to pay it back tomorrow. The later you pay back, the larger the interest penalty.

Obviously, the decision to draw these types of debt differs on a case-by-case basis. For example, if personal loans are secured to execute and start up a sound business plan, then the return (and its corresponding risk) of profits from that business more than offsets the risk incurred of accruing interest.

But, ultimately, think of paying off credit card debt as a way of earning indirect interest. If credit card interest is fixed at 15%, then paying off that credit card effectively yields a 15% interest *after-tax*, because you'd be using after-tax money to pay the balance. So, in a rather real and reasonable sense, paying down a credit card balance fixed at 15% interest is equivalent to the balance money actually earning *more* than 15% from stocks or mutual funds! That's impressive in its own right!

You may argue why car loans are considered short-term consumer debt. In many places in the world, a car serves pretty much as a necessity. However, it isn't *necessary* to buy the latest and greatest car that your bank account can stomach. Ideally, cars should be purchased in cash.

Additionally, there are many ways to trim the fat off your credit card balances, such as by balance transfers, or making mini aka micro aka partial-balance, intraperiod payments.

With balance transfers, however, do keep in mind the issuing bank's gotcha's such as promotional low or 0% APR's, transfer fees, balance transfer balance limits, overage fees, interest rate increase date, etc. Balance transfers only benefit if you discipline your financial house to pay off the balance transfer before the promotional APR's increase. Furthermore, if you find yourself sequentially conducting more than one balance transfer for a particular balance, take this as a red flag that perhaps your debt-to-income ratio, along with your spending habits, needs a good, hard look.

Regarding micro/mini/partial-balance payments, submitting multiple payments throughout the month to the credit card issuer before the monthly bill arrives reduces the finance charge / interest amount you would've ended up paying, even if the total amount of the micro-payments equals the one payment submitted at the end of a billing period. Since most credit cards nowadays allow you to either manually pay or set of periodic, scheduled payments online, micro-payments are one easy way to keep dollars in your wallet vs. giving them to a corporate bank.

That's it for Principle #1. Follow the included link to find out more ways to make your credit card debt more manageable, giving your better nights of sleep.

Please provide your comments and feedback on exactly how valuable, or how obvious and mundane, this post was for you.

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Next week will be a momentous one in my recent history: my credit card debt will finally decrease from 5 digits to 4! I'm so excited. Two weeks after that, I should witness nearly zero credit card debt for the first time in a year!

car purchase

Sometimes I overanalyze, and spend so much time researching and shopping for something, I feel as though I should be paid for my spent efforts.

Here's an example: I've changed hands with 4 cars, just in the past 6 months alone. Not that my intention was to be a private car dealer or anything-- but with the good number of pink slips I've seen lately, I sure as heck appear to be one.

This huge car dance will (hopefully) soon see its end, though. I'm finalizing paperwork in purchasing yet another car, for the folks. So now, I'll technically be burdened with 2 cars' worth of debt.

For this last and final car (a 2004 Lexus RX330 w/ 22K miles), I'm taking advantage of 2 significant discounts:

- The vehicle is a used vehicle. It was the first-year model of the current RX model design, so I get a discount for a car that looks almost brand-new. I would give the interior an 8/10 score, accounting for 2 years' worth of wear.

- Being previously driven as an internal company vehicle, I avoid paying any middleman and take advantage of any discounts that go along with this. I can rest assure all maintenance was duly performed (and maybe over-aggressively so), and that the car was washed weekly (this is mandatory for internal cars lest the driver is assessed fines).

Hopped with options, including the Premium Plus package, the KBB low / high retail value ranged from $30K to $35K, according to my financier. My contract purchase price: $26,667.18. I don't take into account other used-car pricing guides because KBB is my financier's guide of choice.

If the vehicle is appraised midway between its KBB estimated range, I'm saving $5800, which translates to an 18% discount. Not mind-blowing, but you won't see me complaining about saving nearly $6,000. Unfortunately, I'm forced to finance this vehicle for now. There's no sense in temporarily depleting short-term reserves without any regard for cash flow disruptions.

It's all about finding the right balance when push comes to shove, to make things happen.

personal thoughts on los angeles real estate market

A recent comment from an earlier post reads as follows:

How are things in the california real estate market these days? Is it as horrible as I have read? What do you think if the economic predictions they are forecasting for the next couple of years? Such as the coming recession or maybe even another depression.

My anecdotal take on the immediate greater Los Angeles market: Because median home prices have risen only <10%>10% annual rate between, say, 2001 until 2005, some homeowners, speculators, and shoppers believe that the market is shaping up to tank (although most disagree how long and how hard the "landing" would occur). Yet, due to the most recent month-over-month figures, you have people like the National Association of Realtors declaring perhaps prematurely that the housing market has bottomed out. Many precursors that do point to the beginning of a down market exist: slowing sales, more days listed for many properties, multiple downward asking price adjustments, larger incentives, homebuilder inventory buildup, increasing foreclosures, ARM resets, and the list can drone on indefinitely.

Do remember that all these factors *might* simply be reverting to the long-term mean-- that, since, we experienced one of the most over-inflated bubbles in history, that, maybe these "doomsday" factors aren't necessarily that bad at all. For example, although foreclosures have increased, apparently the foreclosure rate is still lower than the historical mean. An outright ban on non-traditional mortgages would most likely trigger a larger number of foreclosures than the mean. I believe other additional posts are warranted to examine the the real estate bubble and its possible negative consequences.

In any case, for the here and now, as has the term been used to describe general stock market movements, more than anything, I personally feel the real estate market seems to be moving "sideways." San Diego, Orange County have reported 10% drops from list prices of properties, but Los Angeles itself experienced anywhere from a -2% to a 7-10% change, depending on what you read.

One thing to keep in mind is if rate of value descreases gradually snowball and bring prices further downward, the momentum could be somewhat devastating.

It's now cheaper to drive cheaper

Hybrids become more of a tough sell

For the frugal car owner, you've got significantly lower gas prices (year-to-date lows), significantly more mileage, and now, the entry cost is incentivized. Car shoppers: this sounds like a winning combination to me.

retiree portfolio update

Today, Retiree and I finally wrangled his money from Brokerage2. Retiree seemed puzzled regarding why I stubbornly insisted to be on the conference call with him and Brokerage2. When I saw Retiree's equity positions with Brokerage2, each one had the word "Margin" next to it.

Retiree definitely is in no condition to be playing around with margins. Really.

Upon asking the Brokerage2 CSR who was helping us what the "margin" label now indicates, especially since Retiree insists every position was placed using his own cold cash, she replied that it was purchased via margin monies at some point in time. Therefore, the "margin" label stayed. Huh??

Plus, each transaction cost $15. Talk about a relic from the dotcom days. Talk about a crack outfit.

Anyhow, we're now expecting a check in the amount of nearly $6000 to arrive at Retiree's doorsteps within the next couple weeks.

The only significant capital left sits in a CD that will mature by the end of this month.

arnold and his humvee

In California, apparently all 85,000 HOV (high-occupancy vehicle a.k.a. carpool) stickers have been distributed, with a few hundred applications still pending.

I thought the 85,000 HOV application limit was an annually reset one, not a historically cumulative total limit. Apparently not so-- no new hybrid cars are getting new stickers until the year 2010 (or until someone votes for a change before then), from my sources. I'm fully prepared to stand corrected.

So, that relieves initial HOV congestion concerns.

A couple things of interest:
- Any current hybrid + HOV sticker owner must be happy as a clam today, even if, according to one Prius owner, the true federal tax benefit of Prius ownership isn't as significant as initially believed.

- Any near-future new hybrid vehicles which may potentially obtain even more significant gas mileage and far lesser emissions cannot obtain HOV stickers. Only their previous generation models, which are today's models, will have them.
(Which brings up an interesting policy point: why not have a staggered phase-out schedule for today's hybrid HOV stickered cars so that, say, after 2-3 years, they need to re-apply, thus freeing up some slots for future, significantly more fuel-efficient vehicles? What if fuel-cell / ethanol-based vehicles hit the mass market before the 2010 limit? For instance, what must Honda R&D be thinking, considering there are a few clean-n'-quiet diesel models in their pipeline for 2008? Oh right, political vision rarely isn't myopic or provincial.)

- The stickers remain with the car, regardless of title transfers.

- I wonder how much higher of a percentage of the original purchase price that current-gen hybrid resale values will command.

thoughts about a preforeclosure auction

I found one aspect of a recent preforeclosure bidding quite interesting: the bid amounts were blind. I asked the auctioneers why. They said it was to promote bid fairness-- they declared it unfair to publish the highest bids since someone could always exploit that information and just place their own bid of "highest bid + $1." Minimizing bid-sniper activity.

Perhaps it was because they didn't wish their customer service staff overwhelmed by last-second calls placing bids crawling up, dollar by dollar, as is usually the case with Ebay bids. I guess I'm still naive to fully understand why this is an issue.

Assuming the auctioneers published a clearly defined cut-off time to accept bids, and the bids were blind, what if Joe Schmoe had performed exhaustive analysis and determined just 5 minutes prior to the cut-off time how much he was willing to offer to buy the place? Let's say the bid would potentially definitely be the best bid the aucioneers would receive. So Joe tries calling his bid in. His phone (or the auctioneer's phone systems) goes ballstic. Cut-off time passes. Joe's still unable to phone through.

I don't see how this situation is ethically or morally different from the "unfairness of published bidding" argument.

retiree portfolio update

I'm beginning to think Brokerage2 was established during the dot-com frenzy. Everyone has a heavy ethnic accent, trade commissions are similar to the ridiculously high rates of the dot-com days ($19.95 / trade), and their online trading system is rife with so many bugs and errors. It seems they catered to a niche ethnic market hoping to ride the bubble and cash in. It seems the only one cashing in was Brokerage2, despite the brokerage having gradually downsized over the years, according to the retiree.

It turns out they've listed every one of the retiree's stock equity position as a margin purchase! When confronting the retiree about this, all I received was silence over the phone. And more question marks. Since I was rather slammed at work, the retiree ended up calling Brokerage2, and did his own interrogation, but didn't prod as intensively as I would've liked.

What I hope to accomplish by tomorrow is the following, when teleconferencing with the retiree and a Brokerage2 CSR:

1) Ascertain why on their website, each equity position shows the word "margin" next to it, when Retiree is telling me they were purchased with his cash,
2) Realize the net cash-out amount of the Brokerage2, and request cost basis for each equity position, and
3) Cash out of there like no other.

Ultimately, regardless of that final cash-out amount, the balance has been bouncing around like a rollercoaster ride for years now. Retiree probably doesn't understand what's going on and how I'm trying to accomplish what I projected to accomplish-- almost as if I care for his money more than he does.

Furthermore, this issue is just a small wrinkle-- one of the last few wrinkles in a nearly year-long struggle to get a firm grasp on his holdings. The biggest, most urgent aspect of the Retiree's portfolio is determining a precise, methodical investment strategy that we'll fundamentally stick to for the rest of his lifetime. Although urgent, this needs to be planned with extreme caution. Any slight disruption might unsettle the complete grand plan.

introducing the 2007 retiree portfolio

I've been tasked to manage a retiree's portfolio on a trial basis. Note that this is with real money and, yes, for a retiree, frankly this isn't much cash at all. The following is a very rough framework for the portfolio.

The assets below were once spread between so many accounts and brokerages that, over the course of nearly one year, I was "discovering" a new account every month. I'll just say this: this person had at least 5 separate Roth IRA accounts. Sure, I can understand justifiable reasons for opening up 5 separate Roth IRA accounts, but not if the reason is so the account-openin' sales rep can pocket some commission or kick-back from the brokerage house.

All values are in thousands.



The goal is to grow the portfolio value by at least 10% CAGR (compound annual growth rate) to $138,600-- minus variances from actual, final principal values above, along with various fees and taxes, along with losing >23 days since the start of 2007. Unfortunately, until all assets and finally transferred the way we've planned it, I'm not exactly how many days since the start of 2007 is "lost" as potential opportunity cost until everything is finally settled. Another factor is that not all of the principal will be in equity and bond allocations-- there might be a small percentage stashed into a money-market fund.

Additionally, principal value will be used to purchase whatever funds I've allocated in a staggered schedule, so there might be some slight, hopelessly-complex calculations that would factor this staggering in-- it might be much ado about nothing, but I suppose one method of systematically doing so is by documenting purchase lots.

Finally, for future back-testing purposes, the projected 5-year asset value of this portfolio will be a hair > $200,000. The projected 10-year asset value of this portfolio will grow to nearly $330,000.

It appears starting principal will be lower than expected for now. Requesting a disbursement from Brokerage2 has stalled for now since they're not a big outfit. Transferring an IRA requires an in-person visit to a national brokerage house (otherwise a "medallion authorization" is required-- no notaries, only a certified bank certification of signature) which presents its set of logistical challenges. And finally, we're awaiting the CD maturation in late February '07.

Our starting basis as of the middle of January '07 is roughly $110K. Once allocations and locations are finalized, an update presenting the equity / fixed income breakdown will allow you to see where future return projections are headed.

Lastly, I'm still testing out various portfolio strategies. I'm hoping by the time the CD matures I'll have a strategy primed for execution. Stay tuned.

a not-so-brief introduction of my investing history

There are many ways to gauge one’s life. Two of the most popular ways to assess the quality of one’s life is usually either by the amount of happiness, or the amount of money—or both.

A good majority of us yearns to become as rich as possible, as quickly as possible. I’m certain that’s why some of you stumbled here—looking for how you can be rich like those guys on late-night infomercials who guarantees it in 30 days, or your money back.

Since I’m nowhere near being qualified as a psychiatrist or a self-esteem coach, I’m of no use there, so therefore—well, no, I’m not nearly as qualified being a financial adviser or a CFA either, really. But, I wasn’t intending this blog to be a psychological / emotional advice column. Well, alright, I'll help out if I can.

Meanwhile, I’ve been “investing” for the last 15 years in one form or another. The majority of my investing can be considered pop or voodoo investing, really. Call it gambling. Seriously, some experts go so far to actually call it “pornographic.” Investing = pornography?

A little investing / finance background of me:

I opened my first mutual fund account at Coast Federal Bank roughly 15 years ago. Later on, Coast Federal was bought out by Home Savings who was ultimately purchased by Washington Mutual. I remembered we bought B-class shares of-- whatever fund it was. The "broker agent" just seemed like such a nice fellow, indeed. He exhibited *much* more skill and knowledge than anyone in my family-- how could we simpletons know any better than a full-time money-managin’ dude?

Since savings account rates were barely 2% back in those days, I started socking money away into what I thought was the safest investment vehicle at the time, CD's (certificate of deposit). They returned about 2.1% or so. To diversify by intending to experience dramatic capital growth, I subsequently discovered "growth" mutual funds. MANY years later would I realize there was almost no "growth" in "growth" funds-- that account balance only grew because of the one right thing I did: DCA (dollar cost averaging). From mutual funds, I tried my chops, well very little of it really, in the ridiculous dotcom tech-wreck (after I got out of college). Once the glamour of that turned into gloom, back into mutual funds I went, still with Washington Mutual.

Let’s pause for a moment: did I know what I was doing? No, my gut feeling told me I didn’t. My brain agreed with my gut: I *knew* I didn’t. My problem was I didn’t know *how to invest correctly short of working on Wall Street.* OK, let’s proceed.

Getting slightly desperate as I was turning into a thirty-something, I scammed myself into some investment newsletter promising at least 25% CAGR, whose subscription was one of the most regretful big-purchase mistakes I've ever made. Yes, there were some other stupid big-$$$ screw-ups I made, which I’ll disclose maybe some other time. It’s truly depressing to think of how I actually *could* be halfway to being a millionaire by now. Would’ve, should’ve, could’ve. I digress.

As I was contemplating subscribing, my gut feeling told me the newsletter was a sham. However, let’s deny gut feeling even though, well, more often than not, Mr. Gut Feeling was totally on the dot.

Boy, did the newsletter-owners take me to the-- brokerage account! Not only did I lose the $300+ in purchasing the subscription, I lost significant money on the investments themselves. Good thing the authors let me know about the foreign tax withholding on dividends, too. Their answer: a one-line description of an easy-to-complete federal tax form. I'm sure it'd come as no surprise to you that this easy-to-complete form turned out to be, well, not really that simple.

Let’s not forget that one reassuring sales-pitch popular among newsletter-authors: “I’m invested in the same stocks that I’m picking for you, so you’ll be assured that we’re in this together!” The problem is, how credible is the proof? A webpage with dollar figures divvied up among stocks—with pretty pie charts, lots of commas and digits? Hold on tight, because I’ll make myself a millionaire in 5 minutes, too!

So while I’m being dumped gruel onto my dish for my main investment vehicles, all along my side appetizers of stock gambling was a total wash as well.

The final chapter of my pornographic investment history was when I opened up my own business. My CPA helped establish my SEP IRA and steered me towards the American Funds family. A remarkable event, indeed: it was the first time I witnessed considerable equity growth. Only then, did I know for sure my calculator was working, because my calculations equaled to what the statements were showing. Maybe my CPA is onto something…

I almost forgot about my real estate antics.

True to my former self of "buying high, selling low, and ditch any great opportunity", I jumped onto the real estate bandwagon very recently. I eschewed a Rowland Heights rental property in 2002-2003 for a mere sum of $90,000, which I'm confident is now worth north of $500,000 today. But later on, I purchased my own condo in downtown Long Beach, CA back in the latter-half of 2005, right when word of the housing bubble peaking began gathering steam. See what I mean? You'd think by now I'd learned my lesson about "buying low, selling high." Then, halfway through 2006, I entered my first foray in income properties with a four-plex in Texas.

Since then, I sold off my condo in late 2006 with a surprising gain (it was a surprise since I didn’t expect *any* gain at all), and the four-plex is treating me quite well. I guess the condo sale was one relieving outcome, and a highly motivated one, after looking around me and noticing listings being active and revised downwards for 6 months or even longer for comparable properties.

So, that's my wobbly road to non-riches in a nutshell. For those of us whose main job or career doesn't have anything to do with finances or investing, we tend to think of finance and investments as the stuff of weird-math nerds and multi-trillion-dollar big-money firms, or something equivalent to black magic. There's too much static out there, and we could care less, as long as our savings comes out ahead tomorrow vs. today. So, why don't we just “set and forget” our investments: toss the keys to our retirement to a skilled CFA or broker?

I’d say this is a good point to stop and draw the line in the sand. I’m done with investing blindly. I’ll stick with regular pornography for now. And now, a cliché: a new leaf is being turned.

Only within the last year or so have I stumbled upon some ideas that, although the returns seem meager at face value, may ultimately end up be a worthy lifelong strategy.

Before creating this blog, I've spent some time scouring the Web for other people’s personal experiences and anecdotes applying investment principles. Sure, I've seen some "projected portfolios", and some over-the-top macroeconomic analysis and websites. Other websites I've seen contain seldom-updated, extremely vague personal diaries written by other confused people trying to find the ultimate investing solution, or displaying their account balances but leaving the audience to wonder precisely how it was executed, what their positions are. And yet others simply RSS a quote ticker. Greeeaaat.

Of all the research I’ve done, only one website displayed a real-time, running counter of that person’s asset portfolio by simply multiplying asset units with unit value. Neat.

Confused about finance and investing, like I’ll admit I have been? I'll attempt to simplify and demystify it. Here is where you’ll find epic tales of missed opportunities, lessons learned, some projects and ideas, strategies, and true dollar figures—both mine and the people in my life.

I like to think of myself as always being a humble student of the infinite wisdom of finance and investing. Even more so, I have absolutely no interest to be condescending or arrogantly presumptuous to fellow investors, conveying any notion that *you* need a course from *me* because I know just slightly, but not thoroughly, more than you do. My approach is to explain strategies, execution steps, my reasonings, and engage in conversation with you (or maybe just myself, I guess) about what I've done. I'll leave the "courses" to the "experts."

I cater to no special interest (except to retire sooner myself), and am only funded by myself in this venture. Other than the funds my parents used to raise me from infant to teenager (such as bailing out of jail), I never freely took a monetary obligation without paying it back. I think. Eh, well, if any friends of mine are reading this and I haven’t paid you back, let me know. Pronto.

The strategies I'll employ require no exorbitant minimum starting balance, or options exclusively for the privileged or truly loaded. I'm as average Joe as they come: I was born with a plastic-vs.-a-silver spoon from a Gerber's bottle, I laugh at any possibility of an inheritance or becoming an estate recipient, and, at least for this lifetime, I can never claim TFB status.

I'm starting small, so if you follow my progress and mistakes, you'll be able to see how I'm rewarded and punished, what challenges I face. Stats and numbers I’ll post serve not only to feed my selfish exhibitionist qualities, but also to backtrack past projections and outlook.

Lastly, some of you readers are my friends. You may find me anonymously referring to past experiences which I may tie together with my own knowledge and experience. I’m sure I already have everyone’s consent in doing so.